joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people
batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you
joker:
batman:
joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster
git commit -m “First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK you!”
> "full stack" but only nextjs deployed on vercel
> doesn't know what a database is
> 6000$ macbook pro
> exclusively uses vscode terminal
> doesn't know about html forms, exclusively event listeners and fetch
> one more SaaS this one will work for sure
> unemployed, think they'll get hired by google
> 0 user, but python is too slow
> always have a variable declared but not used
> if err != nil ???
> each endpoint is a new microservice
> defers getting a job
> projects are literally only http servers